Monday, December 31, 2007

You know you're a vet student when...

I found this the other day and had a good laugh. The sad thing is that I think most of them will be true.

You know you are a vet student when.......

You start writing letters home in abbreviations.
You look deep into your lover's eyes and pull out a pen light.
You start highlighting TV guide.
Natural light makes you squint.
You finally make it home and your dog wont let you in.
You walk away from dishwashing with your hands in the air.
You find yourself doing one handed ties on your shoe laces.
You wait for the grocery store clerk to grade your check.
You sign your name in dots.
While in a crowded elevator you start pondering the pathological agents associated with aerosol transmission.
Noodles remind you of Taenia spp. (or vice versa).
You get a blood test and they diagnose caffeninemia.
Eating and sleeping are unnecessary luxuries.
Pimples become suppurative exudates.
You start picking out which zoonotic disease you would rather die from.
You get up at 3AM to check the spelling of oogonia. At 4 AM you get up to see what it means. You are told you smell like a freshman.
Someone asks you your name and you think it is a trick question.
There's such a thing as a 'real neat' lesion.
Gross anatomy lab makes you hungry.
You study at stop lights.
You go from wanting A's to worrying about getting C's to praying that you will pass, to wondering if the Marines still need a few good men!

1 comment:

all but 1 said...

All so true! Good luck a MSU this fall. I'm adding you to my blogroll.